Females,Food,Fireworks ~ Indian Festival!

Random Quote before the confusion starts: "Please do not play with the Straw Dispenser" - Person at the counter at Hungry Jacks at me. Me = >:(

Diwali is the festival of lights. I'm keeping it real simple for all the non Indians reading this blog since you're probably scratching some part of your body and googling it furiously to find some way to use it against me in an argument. But here is the bottom line. India is in Asia. Asia = One of THE most cultured places on earth with BRILLIANT Festivals that involve Food and celebrating someone or something yada yada... Thank you Sanket for taking and uploading the pics :)

But to keep things short, The women were HOT, Food slightly over priced and the Fireworks were in the Sky.

Then there was a MASSIVE SPREE of spamming everyone's Facebook pics, status, wall etc etc with comments involving batman or something that popped into my head at the spur of the moment.

The chocolate croissants were sold out on 1/2 $ Day yesterday :( Its because of things like this that people commit suicide you know?

And a BIG THANK YOU to Luke Chua for filling up my 500GB External Hardrive with 143GB of stuff like Movies and Stand up comedy routines!
I also managed to download Season 1 of Heroes (8GB) and chucked that on my external HD too. My Hardrive now only has 2GB free.

Note to self: Buy 1TB external HD
Note to self #2: Stop writing these note to selfs on your blog, youre not gonna read them
Note to slef #3: Forget Note to selves. Your conscience dosen't take notes and you can not be reminded :(

Ok I think I'll end it now and promise to update it properly soon (I know I've been saying that for eons but I've been busy k?) Its 1:00AM and I have to wake up at 7:00am
Adios!!!!

October Fest

I'm not German or anything. If anything, It should be pretty obvious that I'm Indian. You think otherwise? Well your opinions don't matter. Bubble Tea with friends tastes even better then with some strange Asian girl you just met at Utopia. Who needs $100 Karaoke when you have Singstar at home right?

Well, Once again I've had an AWESOME Tuesday thanks to the 1/2 Price food at Croissant Express (After 4pm) Overeating makes me really sleepy as well. I ate 3 WHOLE kebabs and fell asleep in the bus on the way home. Was a good nap too. I had 2 Ginger Beers when I got home since Kebabs make you really thirsty and Garlic sauce is like the seasoning of the gods. Towards the evening, As I was watching House, I decided to do my usual 100 Crunches but I couldn't since my stomach was really bloated. It looked like I had swallowed a pillow or had some how become pregnant. But it was a really uncomfortable experience. Nevertheless, I slept like the Mafia Goon with concrete shoes.

Now for a really random quote:

Tv Show Host: "So Johnny, It says here your hobbies are Women,Girls and Chicks"
Johnny Bravo: "And babes, don't forget babes"

^^^^^^^^^
Excellent role model. Gotta love the Hair gel.

I learnt a very important lesson today. Never flip a coin to make decisions when you're at the bus stop. My coin went higher than I wanted to and landed on the roof of the bus shelter. I lost $1.00 :'( Adios Bus fare.

Ok I shall finally listen to you guys and post your requested songs on my blog.
Carlos, Could you please tell Kate that I'm doing my best to learn the lyrics to the Spanish songs you guys wanted downloaded so I can get them for you. But its a bit of a chore since I first have to learn the basics of Spanish.
Good to have you back mira ;) Hope your holidays were fun. We organize a fiesta for you guys soon aye? Vamos!

CHAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAA!!!!!

Okay, I seriousely haven't updated my blog in some time. Good things after all do take time right?
Okay well maybe not THAT long but still bear with me and I promise to produce quality garbage like this for your reading pleasure in the future.

Now for the bullshit and stuff thats happened to me in the last month or so (that I can remember)

I think Global Warming is an interesting concept. I WANT the Ice Caps to melt and flood the world. Only then would we find The Lost City of Atlantis. Well, If we found it, it wouldn't be "lost" anymore and it would just be "Atlantis". Global Warming would expand Aqua Man's empire since he is after all the King of Atlantis. Then I can finally tell him how much he sucks as a superhero and how Batman could kick his ass.
I mean come on, What can Aqua Man do except swim and talk to Sea Creatures? Shoot his hook out? Summon Poseidon? It was Poseidon who sent Atlantis beneath the waves in the first place....*rolls eyes*

Enough about Aqua Man failing at life. Now to talk about an Awesome 2 (short) weeks of Holidays!

Spent most of it Eating and when I wasn't eating, I was spending time with friends watching random movies and gaming on the 360, PS3, PC, *sigh* even the Wii. Don't give me that look. I has 3 Good Games. THREE! OMG! Guitar Hero 3 (High score of 12,000) <---FAIL! Super Smash Bros (Very Niiiice) and Mario Kart (Even better) Oooh how could I forget? I FINALLY downloaded all the episodes of Justice League. All 91 episodes and it took me almost a month since there weren't enough Seeders and too many Leechers. If you don't know what they mean, throw a brick at your window and set your carpet on fire. They serve no purpose but at least now you'll know that ignorance can have disastrous results. Very good cartoon. based on the comics and stars the world's greatest heroes. The original seven founding members are some of the best in the world. Especially Batman, I mean come on, He's the brains behind the operation and The Flash is the comedian :) You don't see The Hulk or Iron Man in the Justice League do you? I'll give Spider Man a break since he is one of my favourites. Somewhere at um #2? No? Ok #3. Superman is cool but will always be #2.

Music and Dogs

Thats what happens if you mess with Batman :D

Well they really have nothing much in common except I know a few dogs who bark to the music quite....rhythmically. But enough about that, I was going to explain how I spent Sunday at Murdoch Open Day but Lee pretty much nailed it.

Sorry once again for taking forever to update this thing. I'm about as reliable with this as I'm punctual :P .....Which is not very as most of you may already know.
So instead
I'll tell you about my Dad's crazy idea of testing how responsible I can really be by making me wake up at 6:00am in the Morning everyday till the 22nd of October but that plan failed on an EPIC scale since I got the Flu or something. No wait, It was Acute Bronchitis (Thank you Spell Check, I hope for your sake you got the spelling of "Bronchitis" correct) That stupid thing made me lose my appetite and really really weak (OMG!) and due to lack of food and my Arch Nemesis, Hunger abusing me violently from within, I fainted and smashed the side of my face into the floor (Yes, Thats how food deprived I was) Well I had lost my appetite (OMG I know! How is that even possible for me right? And shouldn't I be celebrating for not being hungry for 2 weeks?) Well, Actually NO since getting hungry is what makes food all the more awesome and enjoyable. Hanging out with friends and coding is what I spent my time doing.

I accidentally walked into a street lamp when I was walking down to Blockbuster with Cherie (Embarrassing but hilarious...also hurt my nose a lot) My excuse was really liking her dress and that failed since she told me she's had it for 6 months. My response of "It keeps getting prettier every time you wear it" might have been......weak?

Friday the 19th was Jack Smith's Birthday. Happy Birthday to him and his sweet 16 (Wtf ONLY 16? Everyone else I know is turning 17/18 and stuff and he's still 16. OMG WTFRIP) *ahem* Nah I don't blame you for popping out late.
Liz's response to the above statement: "Ewww you made me picture that and it wasn't pretty"
I think she insulted you Jack hehehehehe....

Saturday was an AWESOME GAMING SESSION and hang time with friends, then dinner with parents in Mela, An Awesome Indian Restaurant in North Bridge.
People in Australia get hangovers due to excess consumption of Alcohol over the weekend.
Me, I get indigestion due to excess eating over the weekend. Because weekends are really the time you can sit down to a nice heavy meal and eat yourself silly till you feel the BURN (Heart burn or that tight,cramping pain in your chest) <---- AWESOME (Since I know it isn't going to affect me) MUHAHAHAHAHA! Today was another AWESOME Tuesday. Made all the more awesome by me discovering that Croissant Express in Fremantle serves 1/2 Price food in the afternoon everyday! I found a new place for CHEAP AND DELICIOUS FOOD. So I treated myself. I had a massive Chocolate Muffin for $1.50, a bottle of Coke for $2.50 (Well I was feeling too lazy to walk all the way to Coles and be a cheap ass and buy Ice Tea from there), A Roast Beef Bagle for $3.50, which was really quite filling and had 1/2 price Waffles at Gelare in the Evening. All to celebrate another wonderful Tuesday. Oh and my Cousin from Melbourne had a confrence here so he popped over. Was kind of a suprise visit. Was a good hang seeing as I hadn't seen him in around 4 years. SUGOI :D Some really funny quotes I remember from the last time I updated my blog Rahul: "You've got to look cool and sexy with everything you do. Brushing your teeth, eating food and usual everyday stuff" Priya: "And thats what you fail at" Rahul = OWNED! Jack: "Ironman>Batman" <--- (ROFL MY WAFFLE. More BS than a bag of Manure)

Damn, I should remember more. I'm going to add more above as it comes back to me. Food should help jog my memory. And speaking of Jogging....NEVER!

Ooooh Music to come here soon! (REALLY? Nik the slacker is actually going to do something with code) The first tune I'm going to put on is The Batman Animated Series Theme by Danny Elfman from the 1993 cartoon that was very nice and stuck to the comic with its "dark" appeal.

Thats all for now. Blog updates (I promise and hope) every Tuesday and Thursday. Why Tuesday and Thursday you ask? Well,

Tuesday = AWESOME 1/2 Price almost everything day. 1/2 $ (Food, Movies, umm....Yeah CHEAP FOOD!)

Thursday = The day of the week I first met Cherie in Garden City and also late night shopping. Stuff the shopping part, Just means the food courts in the Major Shopping Centres are open for longer. (Plus if Cherie has to do some *grumble* shopping or *grumble* buy random stuff like shoes or girly accessories *groan*) Not nom nom nom material is it? Ok I'll STFU for now, Stop calling random people and telling them I'm overeating and just go to bed. :D

Kebabs and HTML

Sorry I haven't posted anything up in over a week. Been meaning to but stuff has always kept coming up. All this HTML code is really complex and I'm familiar with only the basics.
I'm trying to figure out how to put an image in my title, put music on the blog and only extract the audio from a You tube Video. It contains all 6 Batman theme songs and theyre simply awesome. On a totally random note, I managed to spend around $100 on Kebabs. Man, I've found a new food addiction. It has succulent beef, tomato,lettuce,onion and GARLIC SAUCE YUM!

I'm also trying to create a banner link so I can link my blog to Kelvin Lee's. Click on the banner and *boom* you're on his blog. Make sure you comment and vote on his poll.

Lee has been awesome helping with the code and setting out. You should visit his blog sometime and for God's sake, leave a comment.Come on, at least one for the LEEst of Lee. I'm Carter and if that doesn't make any sense,take a look at his banner on the top of his blog. If you still don't get it, you need a brain transplant and some fish oil which should improve your IQ and double your brain cells.
Insults aside, I'll be adding music to the blog too and I might just put your favorites up there. (Thank you Liz for nagging me half to death. I'll give you 5th preference just for that) = P

And now for some really funny stuff said by people over the week (That I can remember)

Jess: Your facial expressions are great when you sing Nikhil
Me: No thats just the part of the song I get to when I'm in the shower and have soap in my eyes


Matt L: Mum, Do you have balls (Referring to sports equipment?)

Ok thats all you need to know about my random grizzle life...for now

Batman has always been one of my favourite Super Heroes of all time and here is why
1) He's a Playboy and a Billionaire. He is a natural pimp and gets the ladies. Smooth.
2) He has no Super Powers and relies on Natural Talents,Gadgets and preemptive planning.
3) He is the Dark Knight and actually instills a sense of fear in criminals.
4) He uses his strength instead of brute strength or some other power. (Although X-Ray vision + Ladies = Batperv :P )

More reasons to come right after I go and eat (Or find ways to reduce ranting)